Dear sir/madam,
What windeful news! Our entire organization is buzzing with the
information on your exciting offer!
The first to accept is our own "Gray Power Choir" with the full range
of their repertoire! You may expect them on Thursday of next week...
(you should be able to hear them exitting the aircraft as their voices
have been trained over the past three weeks.
Following close behind is the Farragut Men's Shove-Halfpenny Corps - a
cadre of 42 stout-hearted octogenarions, and their Dads - who will be
rounding the bend in your road the following Saturday! Watch for their
Pipe and Bugle Band!
From the Littlest Ranch are the Miss Muffet Marching Maids, 123
goggling pre-teens with their own castenets and tambareens - no need for
drums here!
I trust the garage is an underground facility.
Yours in expectation,
Eldred Philpukle,
Ranch Co-ordinator and tenor sax
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