To Europaphiles everywhere.
To One and All, From me ("the wishor") to you ("the wishee") Please
accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct,
low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the summer
solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or choice not to practice religious or secular
traditions at all.
We wish you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted calendar year 2005, but with due respect for the calendars of
your choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race,
creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of
computer platform or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that: This
greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal. This
greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be
made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the
wishor are acknowledged. This greeting implies no promise by the wishor
to actually implement any of the wishes. This greeting may not be
enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may
not be binding upon certain wishes in certain jurisdictions and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor. This greeting is
warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual
application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first. The
wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this
wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.
Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", "Our
Saviour", "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer" or any other festive figures,
whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any
endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting and all
proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images hereby
acknowledged.
This greeting is made under laws of the Commonwealth of Australia, The
United Kingdom and the United States of America, in the English language
(Microsoft UK Version).
Merry Christmas to all and have a Happy New Year for 2005.
Alan
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